i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
remus would have been so good at finding loopholes for the marauders to slip through like i mean as a prefect he would have had to know all of them to an extent and i can just see sirius hopping onto his bed like “hey moony can we do this thing without technically breaking any rules” and remus would be like well no but you could do this and then guess who doesnt have detention despite the fact that all anyone at the slytherin table has had for dinner the past four days is haggis
#remus lupin mastermind #remus lupin researcher of loopholes and clever jinxes and covering tracks #remus lupin king of cover stories #(which is canon tbh he gets harry out of tight places lbr) #forget ur wet blanket responsibility remus that’s just what he wanted you to think
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple